Scott Brown was born in a small teepee under a bridge in 1906. Devoured by wolves when Scott was but a wee lad, his parents were actually space aliens from a small moon of Jupiter. After learning the ways of Earth from a nomadic group of polygamists, Scott attended Vanderbilt University. He majored in origami, thinking it had something to do with polygamy. It didn't, sadly. At age 96, he graduated in 2002. After graduating, he settled in what is now Tejas, Mexico. His diet consists of small rodent-kabobs (particularly shrew-kabobs) and leafy greens. His main predators are 13-toed anteaters and purple octagons.