Dream by DarinGillis 10/27/05:

Jeff K, Vice President and founder of my employer National Instruments, returns from an overseas trip. He calls a meeting in the mid-afternoon in one of the cubicle oases on the 3rd floor at work and invites the entire LabVIEW development team.

When we arrive, we see that he has gathered 4 bottles of premium whiskey from overseas. We each get a little cup with some whiskey in it and begin to drink. In the time that I drink one cup of whiskey, Jeff had taken 4 or 5! Much to all of our surprise, he began to get very angry and began to shout: "Someone theorize with me! What do I pay you guys for?"